Is anything sacred anymore?

Come on now! Taking away balloons from clowns, that is just going too far!!!

Barney Baloney said he was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of the potential for allergic reactions

The 47-year-old entertainer, also known as Tony Turner, has previously had to ditch his bubble-making machine because he could not get public liability insurance as companies assessed that youngsters might slip and hurt themselves.

Clowns are smart.

"This country is going crazy with its political correctness and health and safety issues and it's making us a laughing stock."

About That Raise...

Nevermind

EAST POINT, Georgia (AP) -- The owner of a car dealership has been accused of killing two employees because they kept asking for pay raises.

Remember the old days

When they wanted to change the laws over smoking pot because we were putting 19 year old college kids in prison for years over a joint.
Well now that some of those 19 year old kid are grown up and in charge and are worried about their property value we have a new crime that has put a 21 year old pregnant woman behind bars.

A Gwinnett County woman's grass is high; there are cars in her front yard, and now the 21-year-old pregnant woman has gone to jail because of it.

Now to be fair

Gwinnet County police said a trip to jail is not a typical result. They said they always issue a written notice of violation first, then try to work with the homeowner to get things cleaned up.