Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Inside the Green House: Get that SUV out of the garage

It looks like global warming may take a breather for a decade or so.

Parts of North America and Europe may cool naturally over the next decade, as shifting ocean currents temporarily blunt the global-warming effect caused by mankind,

So, Drive that SUV and don't pay any attention to the thermometer behind the curtain.

Scientists debate how much carbon can be pumped into the atmosphere before the effects of climate change, including SUV droughts, floods and reduced fresh water supplies, become irreversible. For every 1 million molecules in the atmosphere, about 384 are carbon dioxide, according to NOAA.

The levels to prevent global warming are between 350 and 400 ppm. Please note that the above listed disasters have happened and will happen forever. Until the sun expands in it's death throes and envelopes the earth, ending the debate.

Past green house reports:

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