So Busted

The details in this story are few so I'm going to fill them in a bit.

This guy in Poland had this wife who earned extra money working at a store in a neighboring town, her husband being left alone on a cold European winter evening decided to seek a little warmth at the local brothel where he found his very own beloved hard at work.

For some reason a song comes to mind...

Lyrics | Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song) lyrics