Episode IV A New Hope

Well it's not quite Star Wars, but it is good news for me!! All I gotta do is move to England.

A sea of dark, handsome heads turn to ogle her. Jaws drop and good-looking men raise their eyebrows or move in to offer her a drink. But Selena walks on by. She only has eyes for one man. He’s waiting for her in a dark corner. He’s not one of the handsome guys in sharp suits. He’s not even ‘average’. He’s bald (like me) and podgy, (like me) with a pock-marked (not like me) face, and is easily the ugliest man in the room. She sidles into the chair next to him.