Ok I know I said;

I know I said I was taking the weekend off, but you guys just gotta see this story...
In the event that we do get a "single payer" "universal" Government Health Care system You will have to take good care to keep your breath fresh.

Dentists refuse to treat bad teeth

DENTISTS on the National Health Service are turning away people with bad teeth because they say they are only paid enough to treat patients with a good dental health record.